just started reading YOU by Austin Grossman
if you play video games at all, to ANY extent, READ THIS.
this man describes arcades and makes it sound like poetry
OMG MICHELLE OBAMA IS HANDING ME MY DIPLOMA TOMORROW
WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN AT GRADUATION
“dude i’m not going to see michelle obama i’m here to see my friends graduate”
my priorities are in the right place
dude i’m only going to see michelle obama and i’m in the graduation processional
One day, I’m gonna smooch someone. It’s on my bucket list.

imagine becoming a personified version of ur url
too late
the Toblerone people need to offer the honey nougat part separately
i love chocolate and all, but i’m a little tired of sucking away all the chocolate so i can eat the nougat